the only water in the forest is the river

If you had any more tawdry quirks, you could open up a tawdry quirk shop. The mad-cap vehicle, the cockamamie hair, the clothes designed by a first-year fashion student. I'm surprised you haven't got a little purple space dog, just to ram home what an intergalactic wag you are.

oh c:

(Source: riddlemetom, via how-ood)