the only water in the forest is the river

If you had any more tawdry quirks, you could open up a tawdry quirk shop. The mad-cap vehicle, the cockamamie hair, the clothes designed by a first-year fashion student. I'm surprised you haven't got a little purple space dog, just to ram home what an intergalactic wag you are.

X-Files

I’m house-sitting all by myself watching X-Files when out of nowhere the creepiest cat meow comes from the window. This cat looks like elmo. That’s the only way I can describe it. And it’s haunting me. And I just want to sleep, but I can’t, and I’m delirious, and now Mulder is crying, and David is such a funny crier, and so many comma splices, and yea. 

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